If I haven't already convinced you that I'm a bit of a loon, then this chart that I made last night should seal the deal.
While driving to dinner last night, Ben and I had our second (yes, second) disagreement in about a month about the progression of Biffs throughout the three Back to the Future movies.
The debate starts innocently enough with a question:
Mena: Which Biff is your favorite Biff?
Ben: Haven't you asked me this before?
Mena: Yeah, just answer -- I forgot.
Ben: Fine... Biffco Biff is the Best Biff.
Mena: Oh, that's so wrong. Old Biff kicks ass.
And then, Ben has to point out that Old Biff is too bitter and that he shouldn't be since he's really the older version of auto-detailing Biff -- a Biff who has lost all dignity and now services the McFly's cars.
To which I retort, "Old Biff is bitter because he had to detail the McFly's car. Just because Auto-detailing Biff is all clueless and lacking a spine at the end of BTTF II doesn't mean he's still not a jerk. Wash Marty's pick-up for thirty years and see how bitter you become."
It's as clear as day.
And the chart?
Well, when you're a major procrastinator and have a house to pack, you have different priorities.
So which Biff is your favorite Biff?